COURT DEMEANORS

The defendant was called up to the podium by the Honorable Judge to answer to his case.

Judge:
Mr. Castro. There appears to be a major problem here. Although the court has ordered you to pay $200. alimony, there is no record indicating you had lived up to this order. Can you explain yourself?

Mr. Castro:
"My honor" (giggle from audience) I have been searching for a job since my last appearance here in court but I still haven't found one.

Judge:
Then can you see if family members can spare you this amount to pay?

Mr. Castro:
"My honor" I come from a poor family and none of my family members or relatives are able to spare me that much.

Judge:
Then Mr. Castro, I will give you up to two weeks to find some money and pay this obligation. Do you understand?

Mr. Castro:
Yes "my honor" (more giggle)

Judge:
Okay, next case on the calender...

Mr. Castro:
"My honor"

Judge:
Yes Mr. Castro. You have a question?

Mr. Castro:
Can I borrow two hundred dollars? (laughter breaks out in court)

NEW-B SHERIFF

As the world becomes more modernized, people are more curious than "George". There's this newly hired Deputy Marshall for the court. He is issued everything including an electronic access card of which he decided to give it a test as to which doors it will open and which it would not. Almost all doors opened except for one! The handheld radio came in handie later.

NEW-B
Control, Delta 5.

CONTROL
Go ahead Delta 5.

NEW-B
Can we meet?

CONTROL
What's your location?

NEW-B
(silence)

CONTROL
What's your location Delta 5?

NEW-B
(still no response)

CONTROL
(panning the surveillance camera but could not locate Delta 5 and after awhile called Delta 5)

Delta 5, what is your location?

(just then, CONTROL detected movement on the surveillance camera. Control zoomed in on the movement and observed Delta 5 with his cheek pressed on the glass of the locked holding cell)

Delta 5 Control...

NEW-B
Relay

CONTROL
Smile for the camera

The moral of this incident. "Don't be too curious"